Creepy Brangelina Sculpture Promises to Boost the Libidos of the Horribly Demented
Looking for a guaranteed turn-on? Artist Daniel Edwards has a surefire aphrodisiac for you—assuming that you’re the kind of person who also gets aroused by images of wounded puppies and curiously sticky movie-theater floors.
The statue is currently installed in an Oklahoma City-area house called “The Brangelina,” which was created by Los Angeles artist Xvala, and hangs from the ceiling of the building’s master bedroom, in order to “inspire a ‘sexual healing’ for the room’s occupants.”
Oh, and in case you haven’t yet been thrown into an uncontrollable sexual frenzy, the statue reportedly contains the couple’s DNA (hey, what’s a product without a little celebrity DNA these days?), which was “obtained from wine glasses from which they drank while reportedly celebrating the anniversary of their first meeting on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” Because what’s hotter than staring at the enshrined spittle of America’s “it” couple while you’re trying to get busy?
The only way this could possibly be any sexier is if there was also a statue of Jennifer Aniston, seething jealously in the corner of the bedroom.