Meredith Baxter: Still Gay After 48 Hours!
An anonymous ICQ chat source known only as “GrapeApe886″ has confirmed for Celebuzz that Family Ties star Meredith Baxter remains completely and totally lesbian, and is resting comfortably at home, just forty-eight hours since her stunning announcement of her homosexuality.
This past Wednesay, a world stood breathless as the 62-year-old former TV sitcom mother of Alex P. Keaton announced to the world that girls rule, boys drool, and that she was engaged in a long time relationship with another woman.
Though Ms. Baxter has for years disclosed her true sexual identity to her family, friends, reporters, Starbucks baristas, and the occasional sidecar hobo, the news still came as a complete shock to some small number of late-thirty-something males who sheepishly admit to having routinely withdrawn “Elyse Keaton” from their tug vault throughout the 1980’s.
Celebuzz will continue to track this ridiculously important story and will provide updates as the situation on the ground warrants.