What happened to good ol’ fashion sex with the mistress? That’s soo last season’s scandal.

This Tiger Woods shiz just gets better and better. Apparently, Woods was all about perfecting his stroke after popping a few pills. His weapon of choice? Ambien, a pill typically taken to induce sleep (which people claim dramatically increases pleasure during sex upon ingesting!)

New reports claim that Rachel Uchitel bragged to friends about their NOT-SO-SLEEPY nights together, saying:

“You know you have crazier sex on Ambien — you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.”

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Oh, why do we have a feeling that this is just the beginning? Because it is.