Kelly Bensimon is a Desperate Housewife (PHOTOS)
Kelly Bensimon, of Real Housewives of New York City fame, went completely incognito yesterday on the beach in Miami, Florida. Wonder how she got photographed?!
Oh, wait! Just kidding. Doing cartwheels in a bright green bikini does tend to attract a little bit of attention.
We guess someone's gotta take the attention off Tiger Woods.


Her body looks like a skinny guys, except for her breast implants. She's not in the least bit sexy. She should stay out of the gym for awhile
She;s a complete nut case!!!
And yea - she does have the body (waste in particular) of a dude
WACKO! How can you blame recent events on Bethany this time nut job?
If you chopped off her hair and removed her hideous fake boobs, it's a man...
Nope, going to have to agree. Airhead.
This woman is living proof that you can you can graduate from a good university and still be an airhead. It's called having fun. U don't have to be an uptight ass all the time
This woman is living proof that you can you can graduate from a good university and still be an airhead.