Kelly Bensimon is a Desperate Housewife (PHOTOS)

Kelly Bensimon, of Real Housewives of New York City fame, went completely incognito yesterday on the beach in Miami, Florida. Wonder how she got photographed?!

Oh, wait! Just kidding. Doing cartwheels in a bright green bikini does tend to attract a little bit of attention.

We guess someone’s gotta take the attention off Tiger Woods.