Catfighting New Jersey Housewives Just In a Garden State of Mind

Remember when New Jersey was classy? Or at least when it wasn’t the butt of all jokes? Okay, how about before The Sopranos, New Jersey Housewives, and Jersey Shore unfairly caricatured the primarily charming citizens of state which proudly boasts more concrete poured per square mile than any other state in the nation? Fine, I don’t either.

Well in the latest of Garden State debacles, Danielle Staub, one of the prominent floozettes from “New Jersey Housewives”, is suing the daughter of fellow housewife, Jacqueline Laurita, for the malicious act of yanking on her hair extensions during an intergenerational cat-fight at a Northern New Jersey country club. 

Now, I’ll be the first to admit that I will “throw down if some bitch goes savage on my weave”. Nevertheless, the austere grounds of a North Jersey country club are hardly the time and place for an altercation among refined Jersey women.

Take it to the strip mall, ladies.