Billy Corgan Continues His Romantic Commitment to Unstable Women With Jessica Simpson

E! Online reports that Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan is now “officially dating” Jessica Simpson.

Yes, that Jessica Simpson. Whose mood swings have been more drastic than her weight fluctuations lately, thanks to a string of high-profile break-ups and the tragic loss of her beloved Malti-Poo, Daisy.

The icy-veined philosopher-king of the grunge generation, coupled with the emotionally tenuous “is this chicken or tuna?” girl? Is this the WTF hookup of the decade, or what?

Well, yes and no.

A quick appraisal of Corgan’s dating history reveals certain similarities among his female companions. Most recently the “G.L.O.W.” singer was romantically linked to A Shot at Love siren Tila Tequila, whose shenanigans this year—including a bizarre Twitter death hoax and a headline-grabbing feud with her former beau, San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman—haven’t exactly screamed stability.

And consider Corgan’s on-again, off-again girlfriend, Courtney Love. Many believe that to merely look into Love’s eyes is to be immediately drawn into an bottomless abyss of insanity, and those people are right. Corgan actually managed to escape her hysterical clutches once, only to later move in with her. What does that say about what he looks for in a woman?

Simply and delicately stated, it appears that Corgan likes ‘em fragile.

We can only imagine that Amy Winehouse is sitting by the phone right now, awaiting the call…