BUZZINGS: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Already Sharpening Her Claws for Adam Lambert’s ‘View’ Appearance

  • The View’s resident right-winger Elisabeth Hasselbeck plans on having a civil conversation with Adam Lambert. Haha just kidding; she’s gonna try to rip his eyes out. (PopEater)
  • Playgirl may be publishing photos of Tiger Woods’ wang taken by one of his alleged mistresses. Because apparently that Levi Johnston photo-spread was just too classy. (Us Magazine)
  • Not surprising: Shayne Lamas has been declared “wet reckless.” Surprising: That’s actually a reference to her driving skills. (E! Online)
  • Khloe Kardashian has once again fulfilled every man’s fantasy. This time, by slapping the crap out of Scott Disick. (Us Magazine)
  • Shakira promotes universal education by being her sexy little self. See, kids? It’s not all about book-learnin’. (Socialite Life)