Rihanna Gets ‘Hard’ for Megan Fox
I think I just stumbled across every man’s Christmas wish… Rihanna and Megan Fox under the mistletoe.
The ‘Hard’ singer, who is interested in embarking on a movie career, told The Daily Star:
“I’d love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both! Hey, a gay assassin, there’s nothing hotter than that… Megan Fox would play my girlfriend – hands down. She’s yummy. She’s hot.”
The two sex sirens actually have a fair amount in common… the tats, the bad-ass bitch ‘tude and the simultaneous girl-next-door vibe, and of course, lest we forget, fleeting, never-quite-confirmed relationships with Shia LaBeouf.
Perhaps the possibility of a ménage à trois with Riri and Megs could coax him away from British gingersnap Carey Mulligan. Though to be honest I think most guys would find a mouldy piece of cardboard more attractive than her. Jealous? Never.