Women Are Fleeing From Tiger Woods’ Home in Droves

UPDATE: TMZ confirms that it was indeed Elin Nordegren’s mother, Barbro Holmberg, who was removed from Tiger Woods’ home via ambulance early this morning. Holmberg is still at the Health Central Hospital, but is in stable condition. A 911 call was reportedly placed from Woods’ home after Holmberg complained of stomach pains. We don’t blame her; this whole thing is making us a little queasy too.

Poor Tiger Woods; one minute he has more women than he knows what do do with, the next there’s a mass exodus of females from his house.

Radar Online reports that Woods’ wife, Swedish model Elin Nordegren, has moved out of the couple’s Florida home, following reports that her husband may have banged every woman in the continental United States. Nordegren is believed to be staying at a neighbor’s home, presumably perched in a second-story window with a rifle scope trained on Tiger’s front door, and according to other reports she has purchased a $2 million home in Sweden with her twin sister Josefin, with the possible intention of moving herself and her kids there. (In other news, Elin Nordegren has a twin sister. Hawt!)

Ah, but Ein isn’t the only woman to bolt from the Woods manse this week. Radar Online reports that emergency personnel were called to Casa de Tiger in the early-morning hours on Tuesday, and transported a woman believed to be in her ’50s to the Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Florida, the same facility that Woods was rushed to after the one-vehicle accident that started this whole mess on November 27.

While the identity of the patient, who has since been released from the hospital, has not been revealed, Nordegren’s mother, Barbro Holmberg, had reportedly arrived at the Woods home to console her emotionally devastated daughter.

Well, that’s one way to get the in-laws out of your hair.

Sounds like it’s going to be awfully lonely in the Woods household. On the plus side, with all the extra space Tiger now has the room to fulfill his lifelong dream of installing a solid platinum stripper pole in the living room.