BUZZINGS: Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Welcome World’s Hottest Baby

  • Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have just had a son, who will presumably grow up to have an arm like a cannon and an ass like butter. (People)
  • Paris Hilton is angry that the police took so long to get to her sister Nicky’s house after it was broken into, thus marking the first time in her life that she was actually anxious for the cops to show up. (E! Online)
  • Mickey Rourke is getting married again, this time in Russia, where human/Sleestak unions have been legalized. (New York Post)
  • Nicolas Cage’s ex-wife is suing him for $13 million. Doesn’t she realize how long it’s going to take him to panhandle that much money? (PopEater)
  • Tiger Woods’ wife apparently threw a cell phone at him and broke his tooth. Naomi Campbell yawns, mutters, “It’s been done before, honey…” (Bossip)