Tiger Woods’ Sex Tape: The Viral Video (VIDEO)
Brace yourselves, people; the much-rumored Tiger Woods sex tape* has made its way onto the Internet (what took so long?), and we have it here for you, uncensored and as raw as an open sore.
So send the kids out of the room, lock the door, pull the curtains closed and prepare to witness Tiger Woods in all his carnal glory, bringing sweet satisfaction to one of his apparently numerous lady-loves.
(*WARNING: The above two paragraphs—and, OK, the headline too—might be exaggerated a bit, inasmuch as this video is a spoof that doesn’t actually feature Tiger Woods having sex. But it’s still pretty amusing.)