Were Tiger Woods and George Clooney With the Same Woman?

If it’s true that, when you sleep with someone, you’re also sleeping with everyone they’ve ever slept with, and all of their partners, Tiger Woods has suddenly gained a whole lot of alleged mistresses.

According to Us Magazine, Jaimee Grubbs—the Los Angeles cocktail waitress who claims to have bedded golf legend and apparent serial adulterer Woods—has also had an affair with legendary ladies’ man George Clooney. Which means that Clooney and Woods have just one degree of sexual contact separating them. Let that fact engulf your consciousness like a toxic cloud for a moment.

But, as enticing as it is, let’s set aside the vision of George and Tiger bound together in passionate bliss. Instead, let’s take a stroll through Clooney’s prolific dating history to discover who else, thanks to Jaimee Grubbs, can kind-of, sort-of lay claim to the dubious honor of being Tiger Woods’ other woman.