BUZZINGS: Adam Lambert Comes to Tiger Woods’ Defense. Surely, This Will Put an End to the Hoopla.

  • Adam Lambert stops Frenching his band members long enough to tell the world to leave Tiger alone. (OK! Magazine)
  • Former For the Love of Ray J contestant Monica Danger has been placed on psychiatric hold. You mean someone who would actively vie for Ray J’s affection might be unstable? Get out! (TMZ)
  • Nick Jonas fixes his seductive gaze on Kim Kardashian. Miraculously, she manages to walk away from the experience intact. (Ocean Up) 
  • Gary Busey is going to have a son. Because the future needs crazy! (PopEater)
  • R. Kelly is penning his autobiography, which will presumably be serialized in Penthouse Forum. (Bossip)