New Poster For Sex and the City 2 (We Think)

Holy photoshop! Behold the just-released movie poster for the highly-anticipated Sex And The City sequel.

Can we just talk about a few things, guys?

  • That is NOT Sarah Jessica Parker. Is Jesus putting out a hip-hop album produced by J-Lo? Or is Jessica Biel starring in that new remake of Tron
  • Is she wearing those giant sunglasses because there is so much bling going on here that she would go blind if she took them off?
  • Is she a futuristic disco angel?
  • Is this an action movie?
  • WTF is going on here?

So many questions…..leave your own in the comment section!