Alyssa Milano Is a “Jersey Shore” Hater

Why won’t people leave poor Snooki from Jersey Shore alone? She just wants to be awesome. 

While reports keep surfacing that proud Italian Americans, like actress Alyssa Milano, are seething over MTV’s Guido-Life reality program, Snooki is here to remind us all that poor representation of one’s ethnic heritage is in the eye of the beholder:

“…’guidos’ and ‘guidettes’ are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves.”

        — Nicole aka “Snooki”, on the Wendy Williams Show

Don’t you see, Alyssa Milano? Snooki is an amazing, loud and proud guidette. You can’t try to hold back that kind of beauty.

Team Snooki!