What Has Four Wheels and Is a Nightmare? (PHOTOS)

Hey, remember how bears used to ride tricycles at the circus, before animal-rights activists took all the fun away? Yeah, well, anyway, here’s Jon Gosselin, tooling around—in every sense of the phrase—the grounds of his Pennsylvania farm on his daughter Cara’s ATV Friday. And it’s almost as entertaining.

Maybe Papa Jon—who has a little bit of free time on his hands these days—should hit up Ringling Bros.? We’re betting even PETA would be willing to look the other way on the whole abuse issue in this instance.