Imagined Items From Lindsay Lohan’s Yard Sale

Alex Blagg / December 14, 2009

Her financial accounts drained by all her tireless advocacy on behalf of the world’s children (and maybe like one or two appletinis), Lindsay Lohan is now hosting a yard sale, pawning off her “previously worn garments”, which is a fancy way of saying “used clothes”.

Celebuzz spent some time imagining just what kind of priceless items might be available at Lindsay’s front-lawn boutique, and here are a few of our favorite must-haves:

White fuzzy sweater: Worn only once, stained by Sam Ronson’s barf, collector’s item — $35

Pair of “borrowed” pants: Expensive, on loan from a “friend” (little baggie of “friend’s” white stuff sold seperately) — $100

Adidas sneakers: Perfect for hauling ass from the cops, as needed — $17

Porkpie hat: Never worn, gift from father Michael, contains audio tape recorder hidden in the flap — $85

“Situation” towels: Borrowed from the Passages Rehab Center in Malibu — $11/each

“Flash” panties: White, cotton, reflect camera flashes well even in dim light — $5 for the bunch

All we can say is, shop early, shop often!