Taylor Lautner’s Abs Stay Relevant by Defending Taylor Swift on ‘SNL’ (VIDEO)

Taylor Lautner’s Steely Abs of Vengeance hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend, and during his opening monologue the New Moon hunk furthered SNL’s legacy of bringing fresh takes to current events by spoofing the Taylor Swift/Kanye West flap at the Video Music Awards. From three months ago.

Way to stay on top of things, SNL writers. Loved your skit on the Teapot Dome Scandal, too.

Check out the video below to see Taylor Lautner’s abs retroactively defending his rumored lady-love Swift’s honor. If you look closely, you can see the cobwebs stir on this skit as Lautner decapitates the 808s & Heartbreak rapper.