BUZZINGS: Chris Brown Quits Twitter in Apparent Effort to Steal Miley Cyrus’ Thunder

  • After freaking out about Wal-mart “blackballing” him, Chris Brown has shut down his Twitter account. Will reportedly go door-to-door ranting about how no one is stocking his new album instead. (PopEater)
  • Tony Romo has apparently gotten engaged to his new girlfriend. Jessica Simpson put on suicide watch. (Daily Fill)
  • Michael Lohan has been arrested for calling his ex in violation of a restraining order. Will likely raise bail by selling the recorded conversations to the media. (TMZ)
  • Rihanna continues her toplessness crusade, this time on the cover of GQ. Endangered Species List now updated to include People Who Have Not Seen Rihanna’s Breasts. (Socialite Life)
  • Nicole Kidman refuses to answer Scientology question during interview. Xenu nods approvingly, snacks on another infant’s skull in celebration. (Dlisted)