BUZZINGS: Kendra Wilkinson’s Son Gets a Way-Early Jump on the Whole Celebu-Tot Thing

  • Not even a week old, Kendra Wilkinson’s newborn has scored his first magazine cover. Suri Cruise puts in furious call to find out who his publicist is. (OK! Magazine)
  • Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have reportedly broken up. For about the millionth time.We think… (PopEater)
  • Jessica Simpson will be designing a line of wedding rings, which will be constructed entirely of shattered hopes, tears and Haagen-Dazs stains. (Daily Fill)
  • Lindsay Lohan promotes her leggings line the best way she knows how—by looking like a $20 streetwalker on a month-long coke binge. (The Superficial)
  • You mean Kate Hudson was using Alex Rodriguez for increased camera time? Somebody pass the smelling salts, please… (Us Magazine)