Shia LaBeouf & Girlfriend Look Like Lesbian Hobos In Love (PHOTOS)

Shia LaBeouf may have met girlfriend Carey Mulligan when he was rockin suits on the set of Wall Street 2, but he’s definitely back to his old scruffy, polygendered hobo ways now that the film has wrapped. We have so many questions: Just what the hell is that sweatshirt? Why are they picking up a volcano-making kit at Borders? Why does Shia look like a lesbian? Where is his mom? Are we high right now?

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