Drunken Four Year-Old Almost Ruins Christmas (VIDEO)

Best part of this story: A 4-year-old boy gets wasted, puts on a dress, and stumbles across the block to steal Christmas presents from a neighbor.

Heartbreaking part of the story: “He runs away trying to find his father,” the mom says. “He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.”

This is, um… hilariousad?

“We’re Going crossdressing!! Up through the street and into the schoolyard! Come on everybody, come on! Snoop, Snoop-a-loop! No, it’s cool, it’s cool, I’m cool. I’m four.”