Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s Relationship Is Just Beachy, Thanks for Asking

“Hi, I’m Robert Pattinson. I enjoy ducking paparazzi, sparkling in the sun, a drink or six on occasion, and long walks on the beach with my—wink, wink—co-star, Kristen Stewart.”

E! Online reports that, despite the worst efforts of certain media outlets, Robsten is still going strong, and the stealth power couple were spotted strolling though Southern California’s Venice Beach area on Wednesday night.

According to E!’s eagle-eyed spy, R-Pattz and K-Stew dined at Gjelina restaurant on Abbot Kinney Boulevard, before popping their heads in at the star-studded opening of the A. Kinney Court boutique next door. Says the source, who was on hand for the soiree,

“Robert and Kristen were eating next door and peaked in the window after their dinner as the party was wrapping up…Kristen was wearing an old white T-shirt with her hair in a ponytail. Rob was wearing jeans, a tee and a dark coat…It looked like they were on a nice stroll through the neighborhood. They seemed really just into hanging together.”

So did the stealth power-couple demonstrate their love while taking in the scene? Um, kind of:

“They weren’t holding hands, but were really sweet with each other.”

No word on whether they then ambled down to the surf to recreate From Here to Eternity’s infamous beach scene, but we’re not here to judge; so go ahead and let your imaginations run wild…