Jessica Simpson With a Candle in her Ear. Because Nothing Else Really Makes Sense Right Now, Does It? (VIDEO)

Jessica Simpson With a Candle in her Ear. Because Nothing Else Really Makes Sense Right Now, Does It? (VIDEO)-photo

Hey, Jessica Simpson—stick it in your ear!

Oh; it appears that you've already done so. Never mind; carry on, then.

Behold this video that the Dukes of Hazzard actress tweeted on Sunday, in which she crams a candle in her ear, which is a perfectly normal thing to do, so stop saying that.

Personally, we think the guard constructed from a Papa John's pizza box is a nice touch.

The practice of ear candling—also referred to as ear coning or thermal-auricular therapy (thanks, Wikipedia!)—is said by some to alleviate excess ear wax. We don't know about that, but it's definitely curing the lack of hilarity we've been experiencing since learning of Brittany Murphy's death yesterday.

Jessica Simpson, healing the world one humiliating video at a time. *Sigh*; is there anything she can't do?

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  • Dee
    Dee

    Yeah, the ear candles are pretty relaxing, and do work. Perhaps the author should have Googled a little about this phenomenon? Its a hollow candle that uses the hot air to create a vacuum around the ear, & sucks out the wax into the candle.

  • Hey
    Hey

    This actually works. The person who wrote this article should've done more research.

  • Cali
    Cali

    It's an ear candle.. You are suppose to lit it and put it in your ear so she isn't stupid!

  • Karina Kogan
    Karina Kogan

    who is the person in the video with her?

  • ugh
    ugh

    Anything she can't do? Yeah, sing, dance, act, carry on an intelligent conversation, find texas on a map...

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