Jessica Simpson With a Candle in her Ear. Because Nothing Else Really Makes Sense Right Now, Does It? (VIDEO)

Hey, Jessica Simpson—stick it in your ear!

Oh; it appears that you’ve already done so. Never mind; carry on, then.

Behold this video that the Dukes of Hazzard actress tweeted on Sunday, in which she crams a candle in her ear, which is a perfectly normal thing to do, so stop saying that.

Personally, we think the guard constructed from a Papa John’s pizza box is a nice touch.

The practice of ear candling—also referred to as ear coning or thermal-auricular therapy (thanks, Wikipedia!)—is said by some to alleviate excess ear wax. We don’t know about that, but it’s definitely curing the lack of hilarity we’ve been experiencing since learning of Brittany Murphy’s death yesterday.

Jessica Simpson, healing the world one humiliating video at a time. *Sigh*; is there anything she can’t do?