Kevin Jonas Honeymoons (PHOTOS)

Say a little prayer for Kevin Jonas' chastity, now deceased at twenty-two years of age. 

Okay, enough pretend sadness.

The elder of the three Jonas Brothers celebrated his honeymoon with his bride Danielle Deleasa poolside in Mexico, where K.J. was forced to abstain from yet another pleasure of the body -- suntanning -- as he mostly hid his milky white frame beneath a poolside umbrella.

As for the remainder of the honeymoon plans, our best guess -- DO NOT DISTURB

 

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  • IminICTinschool.
    IminICTinschool.

    LOL. D: poor kevin! Unfortunate....unlike JOSEPH!

  • Simone
    Simone

    Omg, why be so mean? I'm 99 % that it will last. And stop the cr'ap about Kevin being gay or glad that he is no virgin anymore. You don't even know! They love each other and you are just jealous.

  • Lindseyy
    Lindseyy

    whats with the short shorts kev ? congrats btw :)

  • gabi
    gabi

    he is great guy! stop riteing bad things about them!!

  • SipofTea
    SipofTea

    how sweet!! I think their marriage will last long, because Kevin is such a sweet guy no one could even think of letting him go!

  • annepattinson
    annepattinson

    Godness!!! he looks just like an old man!! what the hell was that girl thinkin!!!! This may sound vile but, I give the a year...

  • Mimimeanz
    Mimimeanz

    He's happy he's not virgin anymore :D

  • saarah
    saarah

    i really dont think their marriage will last long i realy think it will!

  • gabi
    gabi

    leave the alone! they look great and they love each other you all should be happy for them!!!

  • Cherry
    Cherry

    Wow how does it feel to have such a lousy life that you need to make yourself feel better by making nasty comments about two people you don't even know? Best wishes to Kevin and Danielle.

  • nauseated
    nauseated

    I just threw up a little in my mouth....

  • Brittany
    Brittany

    ofcourse he would wear short shorts. I can't believe his girlfriend went throught the marriage HE IS GAY! or most likely BiSEXUAL! dumb bitch You think women who date bisexual men are idiots? Ha, you're the idiot.

  • jadedxdreams
    jadedxdreams

    i really dont think their marriage will last long I think it will last a pretty long time. I think he trusts his decisions and he wouldn't have married her if he thought it wouldn't last.

  • SO fUNNY
    SO fUNNY

    I BET HE WAS SO HAPPY TO FINALLY GET SOME LOL AND I SO AGREE IT WONT LAST LONG THE ONLY REASON HE MARRIED HER WAS TO GET SOME AND I DONT THINK HE'S GAY , JOES THE GAY ONE PEOPLE AND NICK'S JUST HOT

  • angeliz
    angeliz

    it will. i think it it will if they know how to work it out !!!!

  • mizzjazzy
    mizzjazzy

    she l00kz like ashley tisdale in a way

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * I agree, that it will not last long!!* =}

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * This is exactly why I love Taylor Lautner, you can't say that having a nice body isn't sometimes important, because one special day, you will get naked in front of that special person, and you don't want it to be very awkward!!--Lets just use this picture as the perfect example...* =D

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * There watching the sex tape that will some how coincidently, get leaked after this Honey Moon is over!!* =}

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * lmfao Lizbizz11--aww they are so cute, sitting there not knowing what the hell is, in the future to come like: cheating on each other, stress from your partners bitching attitude, Kevin finally telling her that he cheated on her with a guy, man boobs, the herpes he'll get from sleeping with Adam Lambert, you know that sort of stuff...!!* =}

  • jayla
    jayla

    [quote=Brittany Bolden]lol maybe they look like that cuz the sex wasn't good. lol. aahhaah. she's like "ugh dang now i'm stuck with him" LOL or maybe its because they;re being followed by low lifes paps-? =/

  • mariah
    mariah

    i really dont think their marriage will last long it will.

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    *Barf*

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    His nipple looks like a giant zit..

  • someone
    someone

    i really dont think their marriage will last long agree

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    i really dont think their marriage will last long

  • jen
    jen

    I feel for them BIG TIME, the low life paps follow them everywhere even on their freaking honeymoon!

 
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