Kevin Jonas Honeymoons (PHOTOS)
Say a little prayer for Kevin Jonas’ chastity, now deceased at twenty-two years of age.
Okay, enough pretend sadness.
The elder of the three Jonas Brothers celebrated his honeymoon with his bride Danielle Deleasa poolside in Mexico, where K.J. was forced to abstain from yet another pleasure of the body — suntanning — as he mostly hid his milky white frame beneath a poolside umbrella.
As for the remainder of the honeymoon plans, our best guess — DO NOT DISTURB