Humpday Roundup: Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger — Are They or Aren’t They?
It’s Wednesday again — LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! — time for the Yuletide edition of the Humpday Roundup — wherein Celebuzz tiptoes like a creeper peeper into the private lives of rumored celebrity couples to answer the burning question, “Are They or Aren’t They?”
He, the seductive hunk of 2009’s smash hit comedy, The Hangover. She, the rouge-cheeked actress with the forever wrinkled pout. This couple has been seen all around town in crazy naughty settings like THE MOVIE THEATER! and STARBUCKS! Can this A-list couple find the heat in their show-mance or are they destined for more platonic trips to the grocery store to buy milk?
Verdict: Just friends, with a 30% chance of tipsy holiday time hookup.
Five-carat engagement ring.
He, the not-quite-emo, not-quite-rocker, Twitterati with the martyr complex that would make even Jesus say, “STFU”. He, the serial celeb-dater with the astronomical theory that both the sun and the moon revolve around himself. Perhaps an unconventional romance, but, let’s face it, who else could possibly please John Mayer other than John Mayer?
Verdict: Pilates, followed by some intense calf stretching, a tutorial session with that Chinese gymnast who can contort himself into a tiny box, then..humping.
Nailing down this potential humpday hookup is going to require some lingo decoding. Girls Next Door star and Hefner blonde girlfriend number-something, Holly Madison, has recently referred to the Good Charlotte axe-man, Benji Madden, as her “adventure buddy”, her “mysterious adventure buddy”, and told PEOPLE magazine that “…everybody needs an adventure buddy.” So, the question is, is “adventure buddy” the new “FWB”, or is it merely “BFF” with a tatted rocker-boy twist?
Verdict: Most definitely making music.