‘Sex and the City 2′ Trailer Released; Nation Devastated by Estrogen Tsunami (VIDEO)

Brace yourselves, people; the Four Horsewomen of the Sexual Apocalypse have mounted their steeds once again to thrill us with their carnal misadventures, jaw-dropping fashion sense and fortune-cookie philosophizing.

Behold, the new teaser-trailer for Sex and the City 2, in which Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon and Kim Cattrall promise to reveal “things you thought would never happen in in a million years.”

Peep the video below and tell us in the comments section: Could you possibly be any more excited than we are?