John Mayer Hooks Up With Samantha Ronson, Because it Had to Happen Eventually (VIDEO)
Well, this is an odd (read: OMG, WTF?) celebrity coupling.
Apparently, John Mayer‘s bid to heal Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan‘s relationship was really just a clever ploy to worm his way into the celebrity DJ’s carnal graces, because the two made quite the splash while out reveling in Los Angeles’ Koreatown over the weekend.
In front of the usual complement of paparazzi, the Battle Studies womanizer and the historically Sapphic tune-spinner revealed all about the shocking true nature of their relationship, including graphic details of certain oral services granted.
Don’t believe us? View the irrefutable video evidence below (WARNING: NSFW language and NSFL—Not Safe for Lunch—imagery):
Goodness; anyone else need a cigarette right about now?
Let us know in the comments section: Do you think these two will have beautiful babies, or what?