Kim Kardashian Is a Real Whiz With Animals

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Kim Kardashian, getting urinated on? Yes, we're shocked at this totally unprecedented occurrence too, but according to the Keeping Up With the Kardashians queen herself, it actually happened.

Kardashian writes on her official Web site that she recently stopped by the studio of Ashton Kutcher's Katalyst Films, where she bonded with a show-biz simian that was so excited to meet her that he...well, maybe it's best to let Kim explain it herself:

"I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!"

Outstanding. Could this be the genesis of yet another celebrity fragrance?

 

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  • x0charlotteskyee
    x0charlotteskyee

    ashton is SO looking at her ass. lmao

  • dssd
    dssd

    no u dumb ass he didnt steal ur joke, he was elaborating!! go to school

  • noah
    noah

    Is the monkey's name Ray J? You stole my joke.

  • Pops Warner
    Pops Warner

    Ray J was only the FIRST monkey to have urinated on Ms. Kardashian. Since that time, peeing on her has become something of a trend among simians.

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Is the monkey's name Ray J?