Kim Kardashian Is a Real Whiz With Animals

Kim Kardashian, getting urinated on? Yes, we’re shocked at this totally unprecedented occurrence too, but according to the Keeping Up With the Kardashians queen herself, it actually happened.

Kardashian writes on her official Web site that she recently stopped by the studio of Ashton Kutcher’s Katalyst Films, where she bonded with a show-biz simian that was so excited to meet her that he…well, maybe it’s best to let Kim explain it herself:

“I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!”

Outstanding. Could this be the genesis of yet another celebrity fragrance?