Jersey Shore Dissed By…Jersey Shore!

Disowning, disrespecting, and disavowing MTV’s hit new reality show, “Jersey Shore” has become almost as big a phenomenon as the show itself.

Corporate sponsors have been pulling out of the show, super Italian-Americans like Alyssa Milano are ripping on the Guidos and Guidettes depicted on the show, and a high school teacher even punched Snooki!

Now, the city of Seaside Heights itself is making sure the world knows that it’s not populated by hordes of self-promoting, partying, topless t-shirt salesmen with six-pack abs and twelve-pack boobs.

“The governing body wants it to be known that they did not solicit, promote or participate in the filming of this show.”

      — some government dude from Seaside Heights, NJ

Do you know what Snooki and The Situation would say about this?

We do too.  And we can’t print it.