Jersey Shore Dissed By...Jersey Shore!
Disowning, disrespecting, and disavowing MTV's hit new reality show, "Jersey Shore" has become almost as big a phenomenon as the show itself.
Corporate sponsors have been pulling out of the show, super Italian-Americans like Alyssa Milano are ripping on the Guidos and Guidettes depicted on the show, and a high school teacher even punched Snooki!
Now, the city of Seaside Heights itself is making sure the world knows that it's not populated by hordes of self-promoting, partying, topless t-shirt salesmen with six-pack abs and twelve-pack boobs.
"The governing body wants it to be known that they did not solicit, promote or participate in the filming of this show."
-- some government dude from Seaside Heights, NJ
We do too. And we can't print it.