BUZZINGS: Kate Gosselin May Land a Reality Dating Show, Presumably on the National Geographic Channel

  • Kate Gosselin is in talks to star in a reality show where she looks for true love again. Awesome, we’ll finally get to see her browbeat a variety of guys! (PopEater)
  • Lindsay Lohan is launching a full clothing line, which makes about as much sense as Stevie Wonder opening a driving school, but whatever… (Parade)
  • Brooke Hogan is in a bikini again. Citizens are encouraged to lock themselves in their cellars until the threat has passed. (The Superficial)
  • Rush Limbaugh is hospitalized after suffering chest pains. Doctors have ruled out a heart attack, based on the fact that he has no heart. (Bossip)
  • After breaking up with A-Rod, Kate Hudson wants to start dating Owen Wilson. Again. Wilson reportedly seen walking around muttering, “I feel so used…” (Socialite Life)