‘Jersey Shore’ to Get the Porn Treatment. What Took So Long?

Brace yourselves, people; things are about to get hardcore between Snooki, Pauly D. and the rest of the Jersey Shore crew. Sort of.

Gawker reports that adult-entertainment providers Zero Tolerance Entertainment are gearing up to produce a parody of the runaway MTV reality hit, to be entitled—what else?—Jersey Whores. So far, casting and plot details are sketchy at best, but the script is currently being penned by noted XXX scribes Spock Burton and Brian Bangs.

Something tells us that fists will definitely be pumping for this one.

Be honest with us now: Would you check it out?