Lindsay Lohan Dons Bikini, Promises More Mayhem in 2010
You thought last year was nuts for Lindsay Lohan? Just watch as 2010 unfolds!
In between sunbathing sessions during a decade-ending visit to St. Barths this week, LiLo took time out to Twitter a photo of herself on deck in a bikini, and to make the following pledge to her fans/gawkers:
"Wishing everyone a blessed new year in 2010! Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!) Thanks for all of your support!"
Hmm; according to our dictionary, "mayhem" is defined as "willful and permanent crippling, mutilation, or disfigurement of any part of the body." Sounds about right!
As for her New Year's resolution, La Lohan reveals,
"My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down."
A thinly veiled reference to her constantly meddling father, Michael Lohan, perhaps? Good luck with that, Linds.