Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Discover Key to a Great Marriage — Restraining Orders!

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller want to reconcile. They want to be together. They want to giggle about the faux pas of registering for cutlery for their wedding.

Problem is, they just can’t communicate with each other. Not legally. A small nuisance known as a restraining order it seems.

However, according to Yale Galanter, attorney for Mizz Mueller (and most recently, attorney for O.J. Simpson, now there’s a client reference), Charlie and Brooke just had a “very bad day” that Christmas morning as the couple re-enacted their favorite scenes from the horror classic, The Shining.

“I believe their relationship is still strong… They love each other. They’re married. They have two beautiful babies.”

    -  Yale Galanter, unbelievably difficult to believe attorney for Brooke Mueller

Now, Brooke wants the restraining order lifted so she can be back together with her hubby.

Call us old-fashioned, but we remember a time when a proper girl waited two weeks before getting back together with a man who chased her around the house with a knife.