Mariah Carey is a Pretty Pretty Princess (PHOTOS)

You guuuuuuuys! Did you hear? Mariah Carey is a pretty pretty pink princess who travels on a magic flying swing made of flowers and unicorn hair. Everywhere she goes, she is followed by the music of angels and anyone who hears it will stay young forever and live in her magical pink cloud kingdom in the sky where it rains champagne and everything tastes like strawberry!

Okay maybe not, but we’re pretty sure that’s what is going on in her mind whilst performing in New Jersey.