Today on the Internet: We Are All Nicolas Cage

Did you hear what happened elsewhere on the Internet today? ALL THIS:

  • Do you love Nicolas Cage so much, that you sort of wish he could play everyone? Well then meet your new favorite blog. (Nic Cage As Everyone)
  • Did you know that “The Situation” from Jersey Shore has abs that look just like an adorable little puppy? Also, his hair gel smells like a basket of kittens. (The Daily What)
  • What is happening to our little Michael Cera? Yesterday he was hanging out with Jersey Shore kids and now he’s making weird psychedelic music videos that sort of scare us. (Videogum)
  • The Boise State Marching Band has one little lady who is just CRAZY about playing her cowbell. More cowbell! (Dlisted)
  • DAILY CUTENESS CHALLENGE: Meet the Hardcore Baby. If you can find anything cuter on the Internet today, post it in the comments. We dare you. (BuzzFeed)