Caption This: Chris Pine and His Leer of Destruction

It looks like Chris Pine might have had an altogether different kind of scoring on his mind at the Los Angeles Lakers game on Tuesday night. As the Lakers proceeded to beat the Houston Rockets 88-79, the Star Trek stud looked like he was preparing to stuff crumpled dollar bills into one of the Laker Girls’ shorts.

Or maybe Scotty had played a trick on his captain, unexpectedly beamed him into the Staples Center from the nearest gentlemen’s club? Either way, we’re curious to know what was going through Pine’s mind at the moment this photo was taken. Readers, help us out by captioning Chris Pine in the comments section!