Humpday Roundup: Kevin Connelly and Stacey Keibler — Are They or Aren’t They?

It’s Wednesday and time for our very first 2010 edition of the Humpday Roundup, wherein Celebuzz sashays through the satiny sashes of rumored celebrity couples’ boudoirs to answer the burning question, “Are They or Aren’t They?”

» KEVIN CONNELLY and STACEY KEIBLER

The diminutive star of such hit shows as Entourage, and, also, Entourage, Kevin Connelly stands taller than most when it comes to the celebrity hookups. In the past month alone this Tinsel Town gnome has been linked to Hayden Panettiere, Chloe Sevigny, and, now, spotted on NYE with pro wrestling, star dancing, and kegel crunching hottie pants, Stacey Keibler. Could a full grown woman such as Stacey find happiness in Kevin’s little baby arms?

Verdict: While he may not be tall enough to ride Space Mountain, he’s tall enough to ride… you get the idea. Most undoubtedly humping.

» RIHANNA and MATT KEMP

She, circling the planet without pants, still nursing her bruises from an infamous lowdown smackdown from loser ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown. He, the clean-as-a-whistle, can’t-find-any-dirt-on-him (yet), All-American baseball player for the Los Angeles Dodgers. Could this be a bodacious athlete-on-celeb romance brewing in our gossipy pots like so much overpriced Starbucks’ goodness?

Verdict:  “Rated-PG13″ at best.

» HAYDEN PANETTIERRE and WLADAMIR KLITSCHKO

Perhaps the oddest rumored relationship of the week, this oversized Kazakhstani world-champion boxer and this baby-model-turned-blonde-actress have been spotted in Miami hanging in swim suits and booping each other on their respective noses (Wlad’s having been previously broken several times). Do we call this playful poolside pleasantries or a passionate pugilistic pairing?

Verdict: He’s 6’6″, 250.  She’s 5’1, 115. Regenerative powers of her HEROES character aside, we’re consulting with our in-house physician before we make a final call.

» NICK JONAS and SELENA GOMEZ (REDUX)

He, the only Jonas Brother smart enough to leave the Jonas Brothers. She, the latest plucky starlet off the Disney Channel ingenue assembly line. These former abstaining adolescent daters have been rumored to be back in the backseat following each other on Twitter.  Could it be that they are flashing more than their purity rings these days?

Verdict:  Light sexting only.