Ashley Greene Posing in Painted-on Bikinis. You’re Welcome. (PHOTOS)

Where’s a can of turpentine when you need one?

Twilight beauty Ashley Greene is honoring the fine tradition of athleticism in the best possible way—by posing for the next Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue with nothing but a thin layer of paint or two to protect her modesty. (Actually, it’s for a SoBe ad that will appear in that issue, but let’s not quibble—we’re talking near-nekkid Ashley Greene here.)

And because it’s Friday and you’ve been good all week, we’re sharing the resulting pictures with you in our big, sexy photo gallery.

Just remember that drool can be very damaging to your keyboard.