The R-Pattz Co-Star Curse Has Mastered Time Travel! Everybody Panic!

Dedicated Celebuzz readers are well aware of the R-Pattz Co-Star Curse—the powerful and very real phenomenon by which relationships are destroyed when the female half agrees to co-star in a film with Robert Pattinson. And which has led to break-ups involving R-Pattz co-stars Kristen Stewart, Uma Thurman and Emilie de Ravin.

And now we are sad to report that RCSC (as it’s now referred to in medical journals) has reached out and grabbed up another victim in its clutches—this time with a disturbing new development.

Aces Showbiz reports that Speed Racer star Christina Ricci has been tapped for the upcoming R-Pattz romantic drama Bel Ami.

“So what?” you may ask. “Christina Ricci is single, isn’t she?”

Well, sure she is—now. But such was not the case back in June, when she was very, very engaged to fiancé Owen Benjamin. Until they broke up, for reasons unexplained. Until now.

It’s clear what’s happened: The R-Pattz Co-Star Curse has built a time machine, and is now retroactively destroying the relationships of his leading ladies to be. We’re through the looking glass here, people. And we can only imagine what kind of havoc this is going to wreak on the time-space continuum. To say nothing of Hollywood marriages.

Man, if the R-Pattz Co-Star Curse ever develops nuclear weapons, we’re all screwed…