Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly Supposedly Getting Married. Or Not. Maybe. Yay?

Sorry, ladies (and guys); two of the hottest commodities in Single-Celebrity Land may soon be off the market. At least according to a totally credible and not at all speculative story from those trusted newshounds at the New York Post.

The Post reports that Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter and Friday Night Lights beauty Minka Kelly will be tying the knot in November. Really, for real this time. The pair will apparently become man and wife on November 5 at Long Island’s Oheka Castle, the same spot where Kevin Jonas bid his chastity adieu with Danielle Deleasa in December.

The newspaper’s evidence for this shocking revelation? An entry for that date marked JETER wedding in the castle’s official calendar. Apparently, the Post sent in a reporter posing as a bride-to-be to confirm the calendar entry (nice work, New York Post; better buy some Pulitzer polish!), and even though the sales manager for the castle’s events denied that it was the Jeter, we’re not going to let that get in the way of a good wedding rumor, are we?

Naw, of course not.

Let us know in the comments section: Who will you be sadder to see get married, Derek or Minka?