Heidi Montag Releases New Single. It's Like a Car Crash for the Ears!

Heidi Montag Releases New Single. It's Like a Car Crash for the Ears!-photo

You know how it's impossible not to gawk at a terrible car accident, even though pretty much synapse in your body tells you that you're really repulsed by it? Yeah, well set that to a trite dance beat and awkwardly over-processed vocals, and you have Heidi Montag's latest single.

The Hills villainess has just unleashed her newest musical offering, "Fanatic," on the world, and it's filling us with the worst case of conflicted emotions we've experienced since finding out that Jessica Biel was cast in the A-Team movie. Yeah, the song's tacky, obnoxious and utterly unnecessary; but at the same time, who can resist the urge to watch Montag blissfully wallow in the delusion of her impending pop stardom?

Can't wait to pick up the full album, Superficial, which coincidentally goes on sale today. It'll be like attending a demolition derby, except we won't be washing the smell of smoke and oil out of our hair for a week.



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  • chaz

    It's actually not that bad, lets face it there has been worse number ones than this, If she wasn't who she was and just a new singer on the scene you may not feel the same way. At least you can dance to it. But it's not cool to say you will dance to it. Which proves we're just sheep, if we only hate it cause celebuzz doesn't like it.

  • crystalhope

    the funniest and most pathetic thing is that her recent plastics were made because: quote "I'm competing against the Britney Spearses of the world -- and when she was in her prime, it was her sex appeal that sold". "Obviously, looks matter; it's a superficial industry." Hilarious!!!!! Heidi, darling, you turned into a monster 4 nothing, your singer career was doomed the first time you opened your mouth)))))

  • Mimi

    Don't Type Your Comment Here...


    OMG what is this crap!! What a Jack ASS!

  • jenniferdux

    Hahaha. No comment necessary.

  • LuCy

    Spencer wrote this wonderful song and i bet he will film the music video too! Im so excited! (BARF.)

  • E.

    OMG is this where music is ending up? the person who gave her a recording contract should be fired!

  • jazmyn

    she is trying way too hard to get into the scene. give it up heidi, you have nothing going for yourself, so what you got breast implants, and what looks like an upper lip job. you're doing way too much and nobody cares about your or spencer.

  • Claudia Duarte
    Claudia Duarte

    This girl is lost...

  • noah

    I'm in love. She's got the voice of an angel dipped in syrup and strawberries.

  • HJ

    Oh my god. Who the hell does she think she is?! HA! It makes me laugh to think that she probably thinks she is good! Crap song, crap person. Good Luck!

  • missthing06

    Boooo! You SUCK! Get off the stage!