Jessica Simpson Brings It Back To The Basics In Attention-Tweeting

Celebuzz | January 12, 2010 - 12:53 pm

A girl can stick lit candles in her ear. She can gnaw on her sister’s tresses. But if she really wants to make the world stand up and take note with her Twitter account, nothing beats boobs.

Judging from this cleave-tastic photo, which Jessica Simpson recently tweeted, the Dukes of Hazzard siren has rediscovered this simple but oft-overlooked fact, following several amusing but far less gratifying grabs for attention.

Oh, and the caption that Simpson assigned to this photo? Why, it’s “Can [you] name this leaf?” of course.

Hate to break it to you, Jess, but no one’s paying attention to the leaves, when the fruit looks so ripe and juicy.