Jessica Simpson Brings It Back To The Basics In Attention-Tweeting

Jessica Simpson Brings It Back To The Basics In Attention-Tweeting-photo

A girl can stick lit candles in her ear. She can gnaw on her sister's tresses. But if she really wants to make the world stand up and take note with her Twitter account, nothing beats boobs.

Judging from this cleave-tastic photo, which Jessica Simpson recently tweeted, the Dukes of Hazzard siren has rediscovered this simple but oft-overlooked fact, following several amusing but far less gratifying grabs for attention.

Oh, and the caption that Simpson assigned to this photo? Why, it's "Can [you] name this leaf?" of course.

Hate to break it to you, Jess, but no one's paying attention to the leaves, when the fruit looks so ripe and juicy.

 

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  • sensualscorpion
    sensualscorpion

    boobs or no boobs,i think jessica simpson is an amazingly beautiful woman!!!.............and rthe boobs are workin too!!..........you go girl!!!............from ........her biggest fan in ny....

  • GRANDMA
    GRANDMA

    ''JESSICA? you're beautiful, u don't have to prove it.,

  • SKIN IT
    SKIN IT

    STRAIGHT IN THE BUTT!

  • Etta
    Etta

    It shouldn't be necessary to hang out of your clothes to get attention. Some women make themselves look cheap and often get treated that way. Have some respect for yourself, Jessica.

  • JIM
    JIM

    YO GUYS BE NICE TO BOOBS... THEY OUTNUMBER US 2 TO 1....LOLOLOL I`D RATHER LOOK AT THOSE FUN BAGS FAKE OR NOT...THAN SOME LITTLE FLATCHESTED ACTRESS THAT LOOKS LIKE A 14 YR OLD BOY...MILEY WHO... AND THAT COVERS MOST OF THEM .. LETS HEAR IT FOR THE CASTING COUCH GRADS...MAKES ME WISH I WAS A DIRECTOR OR WHOEVER HIRES THE TALENT...HUBBA...HUBBA

  • louisc5
    louisc5

    jessica you are one ugly mother f*cker

  • krikit
    krikit

    must be the only way the bimbo can get any attention these days. push out the paid-for boobs!

  • Marc
    Marc

    I love her

  • Paul
    Paul

    Can't you do better, Jessica???

  • rcl85@aol.com
    rcl85@aol.com

    I can't stand her, she's so cheesy and fake

  • remy
    remy

    boobies

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    vaseline hair tonic

    vaseline hair tonic

  • missthing06
    missthing06

    Twitters over rated & celebs are pathetic