Jessica Simpson Brings It Back To The Basics In Attention-Tweeting
Judging from this cleave-tastic photo, which Jessica Simpson recently tweeted, the Dukes of Hazzard siren has rediscovered this simple but oft-overlooked fact, following several amusing but far less gratifying grabs for attention.
Oh, and the caption that Simpson assigned to this photo? Why, it’s “Can [you] name this leaf?” of course.
Hate to break it to you, Jess, but no one’s paying attention to the leaves, when the fruit looks so ripe and juicy.