BUZZINGS: Hugh Hefner Is Almost Single. Line Forms to the Right, Ladies….

  • Hugh Hefner has broken up with the Shannon twins, creating two new vacancies in his harem. Must enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and changing the formaldehyde in Hef’s veins every 3,000 miles. (E! Online)
  • Michael Jackson’s funeral has been nominated for an NAACP Image Award. Wait, what?!!? (Bossip)
  • Casey Johnson is finally laid to rest. Tila Tequila’s bizarre Twitter posts, however, will live on for all eternity. (Parade)
  • Jay Leno may be planning to leave NBC over the whole late-night fiasco. Either that, or he’ll threaten to block out the sun with his massive chin if he doesn’t get his way. (PopEater)
  • Mel Gibson’s latest movie shoot has displaced 300 Mexican prisoners. Which is still a fate better than appearing in a Mel Gibson movie. (Celebslam)