Heidi Montag, Now More Fake Than Ever

Apparently, Heidi Montag doesn’t like looking at herself any more than the rest of us like looking at her.

The Hills villainess reveals in the latest issue of People that she underwent a covert plastic-surgery spree back in November, enduring a staggering 10 procedures in one day in order to become “the best me.”

But hey; don’t think that she just rushed into this; the 23-year-old’s been planning it for a while:

“For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done. I’m beyond obsessed.”

Ten procedures, and not one of them involved permanently sewing her mouth shut? Heidi, you were robbed. As were the rest of us.