Kate Gosselin Is Breaking Up With Her Kids to Pursue a Solo Career

Sorry, Gosselin kids; you’ll be seeing a lot less of Mama Kate in the coming months. Oh, wait; we totally meant, “Congratulations, Gosselin kids! You’ll be seeing a lot less of Mama Kate in the coming months!” 

Jon & Kate Plus 8 matriarch Kate Gosselin is reportedly poised to charm us all over again in a brand-new reality show for TLC. The series, which is tentatively slated to air in late spring or early summer, will feature Gosselin “trying different jobs and tasks and showing how she performs in the different environments.”

And no, there won’t be any Take Your Ridiculously Large Brood of Kids to Work Days on the new series. According to a source who’s working on the production, “It’s more like Kate Gosselin, firefighter, not Kate Gosselin, wife and homemaker.”

Awesome—Kate Gosselin’s gonna be fighting fires now? We bet she can extinguish flames with a mere wag of a finger, an icy stare and a scolding lecture.

Oh, and there’s more good news—the show will likely have an interactive element, where the audience determines which jobs and challenges Kate finds herself getting involved in.

But why wait until spring for that? Which jobs would you like to see Kate Gosselin take on? Share with us in the comments section, because you know you secretly really want to. Don’t worry, we won’t judge.