Michael Lohan & Kate Major's Awfulness, On Ice! (PHOTOS)
Isn't this heartwarming? Everyone's favorite dad, Michael Lohan, and Jon Gosselin's leftovers, former Star reporter Kate Major, are now dating. And look—they happen to be doing it right in front of the cameras, on ice, where they are enacting a "carefree lovers" montage from some kind of imaginary movie in which they are not terrible shameless publicity hounds.
And as much as we hate enabling Michael's heartbreaking publicity addiciton (someone call Intervention, for real), we do enjoy seeing him fall on his vag-kicking face.