Whitney Port is the Original Avatar
Ever since the release of James Cameron‘s 3D CGI masterpiece Avatar, it feels as though not a single day passes without losing another one of our beloved celebs to the smurf-like Na’vi people. First went the Jonas Brothers, then Taylor Lautner, followed by Robert Pattinson. Amy Winehouse even joined the tree-hugging cult by tattooing Avatar-esque freckles on her nose. It’s only a matter of time before the entire celebrity population succumbs to the blue insanity.
If Hollywood is to have any hope of halting this outbreak of Avatardation, we’re going to have to go back to the source. To the first celebrity to Na’avify themselves. And we think we’ve found them. It’s… could it be… Whitney Port! She may look innocent people, but she is the original celebrity Avatar, and she revealed it today on her blog.
She made up some lame, hardly believable excuse that she had her face airbrushed at her brother’s Bar Mitzvah, but we know the truth. Whitney Port started this Avatar craze…now where will it end?