Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Have Each Other’s Backs (PHOTOS)

Oh get a room, you two. Vacationing in the Brazilian surf on Wednesday, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem must have thought they had scored a rare, paparazzi-free moment when they decided to engage in a little mutual grab-ass, since they’re one of show-biz’s most notoriously private couples.

Of course, it’s also possible that they just happened to randomly run into each other on the beach, and as a matter of professional courtesy agreed to help each other out with their wedgies. Celebrities giving each other a hand—that’s what it’s all about.

Click through the photo gallery to revel in the camaraderie of it all.