Lady GaGa Collapses, Surprisingly Not Under the Weight of Her Own Awesomeness
Brace yourselves, people, we have some distressing news to report: Despite all appearances to the contrary, Lady GaGa is, as it turns out, a mere mortal like the rest of us.
Fans of the “Poker Face” singer in Indiana were disappointed on Thursday when the Pantsless One was forced to cancel a concert at Purdue University after she collapsed. According to GaGa’s publicist, “Due to exhaustion and dehydration, Lady Gaga collapsed and passed out before her show tonight in West Lafayette, Indiana. Her physician has advised her to take a few days off to rest.”
Exhaustion, huh? That’s understandable; constantly thinking of ways to freak us all out must be draining.
But don’t worry; Gags is on the mend, and will be bringing the wacky again in no time. Reaching out to her crestfallen admirers, the singer Tweeted from the recuperation ward,
“I am so devastated. I have performed with the flu, a cold, strep throat: I would never cancel a show just based on discomfort. hope you can forgive me. I love my little monsters more than anything, you are everything to me. I will make-up the performance on Jan 26.”
Rest up, GaGa. And don’t forget to drink plenty of water. Or lizard’s blood. Or whatever it is that you draw your supernatural powers from.